race you to the waterside.

(talking about plans for his birthday tomorrow)

Me: So is your other girlfriend coming?  Are you going to make out in the back room of the hotel?

Phil: Of course! I’ve hired a bunch of rooms in a motel for each different girl.

Me: So what would you do if I showed up and surprised you tomorrow?

Phil: ………..hire another room.


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